Meet Olivia. She answers your phone when you can't.
An AI receptionist for local businesses. She picks up when your hands are full, after hours and on weekends, books people in, and sends you a summary after every call. Call her now and hear for yourself.
Olivia's the part you can hear. There's more.
A good business stays quieter than it should in three ways. Calls get missed. People looking for what you do find someone else first. And the follow-through that brings customers back never gets done, because it's nine at night and you're tired.
I fix all three. You can start with one.
Every call answered
Olivia picks up when you can't, books people in, handles cancellations and rebookings, and sends you a summary after every call.
Call her and see →Found when someone local asks
A fresh website built for how people look things up now. Set up so Google can read it, and so can ChatGPT and the other AI tools people are asking instead.
How that works →The boring parts, handled
Reminders so people show up, a review request after every job, follow-ups on the quotes nobody chased, and a nudge when it's time to rebook. All running without you.
What runs itself →Hear her for yourself
604-330-1068Ask her what she can do. Try to book something. Ask her if she's a real person. Or just say hello and let her take it from there.
She lives on this website too. Tap the button in the corner and talk to her right here.
She tells anyone who asks that she's an AI receptionist. She doesn't replace anyone. She catches the calls your team can't get to.
Free for two weeks.
Nothing changes with your phone. Your line only goes to Olivia when nobody picks up. No card, no contract, and I'll tell you what she costs before the trial starts, so there are no surprises. At the end you keep her or you don't, and no hard feelings either way.
I set each one up myself, so this first round is for the first five businesses that ask. Offer ends October 31.
- Call Olivia at 604-330-1068
- Tell her you want the free trial
- I'll call you back to pick a time, then set her up with you in person, on the phone or online. Whichever suits you.
When someone in town asks who's good, does your name come up?
You've spent years getting good at what you do, and the people who've used you know it. The question is whether the internet knows it too.
Because more people skip the search results now and just ask. They ask ChatGPT, or read Google's AI answer at the top of the page, and call whoever gets named. That's especially true of people who've just moved here. They don't have a neighbour to ask yet.
Some owners tell me this doesn't matter to them because their work comes by word of mouth. It still matters. Word of mouth ends with somebody looking you up, and if what they find is an old site, a half-finished one or nothing at all, some of them go with the name that looked more current. You never hear about those.
So I build a fresh, fast site that says what you do, where you are and how to reach you, on your own domain. It's laid out to what's working now, not what looked modern five years ago, and it's structured underneath so the search engines can read it and so can the AI.
If Olivia is answering your line, the website is free for as long as she is.
Want to talk about your site? Call Olivia and ask her to set up a chat with me.
The jobs you mean to do at nine at night, done for you
A lot of small businesses don't lose work to a better competitor. They lose it to the follow-through nobody had time for. That part I can automate, so it happens every time without you remembering.
A lot of people who hit voicemail don't leave one. They ring the next number. A text from you straight away keeps them yours.
- Appointment reminders by text.Fewer no-shows.
- A text or email after the job asking for a Google review.More reviews, steadily.
- "A spot just opened up" texts when someone cancels.The gap gets filled.
- "Time for your next one" reminders.Repeat work, on schedule.
- Follow-ups on quotes you sent.The ones nobody chased.
- Birthday or anniversary greetings, with a little something off if you like.Customers who feel remembered.
You'd do all of this yourself if there were more hours in the day.
Want any of this running for you? Call Olivia and ask her to set up a chat with me.
What people say about working with me
Olivia is new here. No business in qathet has used her yet and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. These two are about the getting-found side of the work. Judge the receptionist by ringing the number.
I had already been working on rebuilding our company website when I received the audit, and I can truly say that some of the tips in the audit really changed our direction at the last minute in some important ways. Just a few weeks later, we are seeing actual measurable traffic and leads increase - especially in AI Search. Tremendous value, from a smart company. Thank you!
Bo FricReImagine Builders, Calgary
Chris ran an AI visibility audit on GenieBidet and showed us exactly where we were missing out — including 2,000+ Amazon reviews that weren't helping our website rank with AI platforms. The report was specific, not generic. Whether you hire him or do the work yourself, the audit alone is worth having.
Eric SecherOwner, GenieBidet, USA
I'm Chris Small. I live just north of town.
I've run marketing for small businesses for over twenty years, and I've run a few businesses of my own. So I know the feeling. Three people lined up at the counter, the phone ringing off the hook, and then trying to remember what you promised the second customer once the rush died down.
Smartech Marketing is my own local company here in qathet. Not a Vancouver agency. Not a call centre in another time zone. If you'd rather talk face to face, ask Olivia to set that up.
P.S. She works nights and weekends. That's usually when the calls you can't take come in.
Questions I get asked
Why is the trial free?
Because most of my clients are in Australia and the States, and the one place I can't point to a customer is my own town. Two weeks costs me nothing but setup time, and if she earns her place you'll tell me. That's the whole arrangement.
What does she cost?
I go over that with you before the trial starts, so there are no surprises. Ask Olivia and she'll have me call you.
Won't my customers hate talking to a robot?
She tells people straight out that she's an AI receptionist, and she only picks up when nobody else can. So the real choice isn't her or you. It's her or voicemail. Call her yourself and decide whether your customers would mind.
What if she gets something wrong?
She sticks to what I've set her up with. If a caller asks something she doesn't know, she takes a message rather than guessing, and you get a summary of every call so nothing slips past you.
What if I already have someone answering the phone?
Then she's not for your busy hours. She's for the second call that comes in while they're on the first one, and the six-in-the-evening ones nobody's there for. The businesses that get the most out of her already have somebody good on the desk.
Do I have to change my number?
No. Your number stays exactly as it is. We set it to pass calls to her when nobody picks up, or when the line's engaged, or after hours. You choose which. Takes about ten minutes with your phone provider.
How long until she's running?
A day or two. Most of that is me asking you questions about how you actually work, which is the part that makes her good.
What happens after the two weeks?
You tell me whether she earned her place. If she did, she stays on month to month. If she didn't, she comes off and that's the end of it. I'm not going to chase you. You know where I live.
Is it only the phone?
No. Olivia is usually where we start, because you can hear her working within days. The website and the automation can come alongside or after, whatever suits you. Ask Olivia to set up a chat with me.
Start with a phone call.
She'll answer. Ask her anything, then ask for the free trial. Two weeks on your own line, first five businesses, until October 31.
Call Olivia · 604-330-1068